I had a couple of titles for this post, 1. Running Taught Me How To NOT Spit Like A Girl...
2. Mmmmm Protein...
Okay so this crazy title came from me simply inhaling a bug this morning on my (3Mile) run. Something black with wings flew directly into my mouth. Thankfully, I was able to get rid of him before he was able to kamikaze down my throat. I have sucked in many bugs over my years of running and it is always so gross. As a result I have become very good at spitting while running. I know, cool, right! Not really but I thought that you needed to know this about me... Right after my run when I was walking in the front door I inhaled some other gross thing that I didn't even see coming! My husband was staring at me as I walked in the door hacking and coughing trying to get that bug out of my throat to no avail. On today's menu, bugs, icky bugs. Have you ever had a bug fly in your mouth while running? Do you try and spit it out?
I say let the spitting commence.
4 comments:
"Hi my name is Jane and I spit too!"
:) This post made me laugh! Love the mmm protein title too!!! yes, I have got bugs/flies in my mouth but have yet to swallow one.....getting a bug in your mouth fairly improves your spitting skills! Spitting is gross but the alternative is worse, that's my philosophy!
"Hi my name is Jane and I spit too!"
Hilarious!
Oh, yes. I've had that happen so many times and I always wonder how because it's not like I run with my mouth wide open?!
Yes! I spit them OUT!
Jane's cracking me up!
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